My Bitch Brenda ! (Appreciation Post)
Regina Hall is a comedic genius and a Goddess.
omg number 3 is me all day lmao
I love her!
The whole world stops for some whitey in a hole
Will always reblog.
The last gif is my favorite
One of the most favorite things in a whole wide world: Bryan Cranston tears up during Aaron Paul’s Emmy winning speech.
"Ozymandias" by Percy Bysshe Shelley
Read by Bryan Cranston
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter’d visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
Robert Pattinson:“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
people who believe that robert pattinson, the guy who said “i wish there were walruses in the breaking dawn part 2 sex scene”, actually said this quote… i will pray 4 u
i found this fucked up carrot & thought steph would appreciate a pic of it